So, Ethan and I just had this conversation...
Me: "Ethan, I think it's time to give you a haircut."
Ethan: "No...I don't need one."
Me: "Well, actually you do because your hair is coming down over your ear. We should quick do it before school."
Ethan: "Mom, you can't give me a haircut."
Me: "Why? I do it all the time."
Ethan: "Mom, remember I'm allergic to haircuts."
What? Since when is this boy allergic to haircuts? The things he's been coming up with lately. I think we will wait until Daddy gets home to do this haircut.